Repremanding Bieber7:56 AM
Whenever I see Justin Bieber on TV, it's like I turn into an 80-year-old woman. I start thinking in phrases like "When I was your age..." and "Well I've never heard of such a thing!..." and gasping in horror as he shows off his new tattoos or ridiculous tennis shoes or diamond stud earrings. I start reminiscing about how Justin used to be such a sweet little ragamuffin, but now he's all bling-ed out and sagging his pants and getting DUIs...I swear, if I ever meet this kid, I'm going to give him a stern talking-to.