Hottie Vampires

7:54 AM

This is why I'm never going to be the star of a Stephanie Meyers novel. Because I don't think vampires are appealing, not even a little bit. Can you imagine how terrifying real vampires would be?! Gosh, I'd be whittling everything in sight into a wooden stake and watching reruns of Buffy the Vampire Slayer for tips on how to destroy them. There would be ZERO chance that I would fall in love with a vampire. Then again, maybe I'm just being judgmental--wait, no, they suck our blood, never mind, I'm holding fast to my judgmental discrimination. Anyone gotta' stake?

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