I'm going to break the internet one day. Just a heads up. I'm going to figure out how to break the internet, and then we're all going to go back to living our simple little lives. It's going to be great. Think of how much time we won't waste searching the internet all day! People will have to start writing letters again. Knowledge will be more valuable because you won't be surrounded by people saying "I'll just google it on my phone" all the time. Too much instant gratification.
Okay, okay, I know I'm being a little dramatic.
And yes, I'm writing this on the internet. I'm aware of that irony.
But sometimes I just get a little creeped out by technology. It's too much.
I might move to Wyoming some day. Or Montana. Somewhere naturey.
And I daydream about living in a world without the internet. Or less internet, maybe...
Maybe I'll only break half the internet.