I finally saw The Avengers last night! What have I been doing all this time? How had I not seen it yet? I don't know. I can't figure it out. But I've seen it now. All is well. Watching the Hulk run around smashing things made me think of my own temper, and what would be the thing most likely to set me off and turn me into a big, crazy monster...I decided the answer is Verizon customer service. If I could Hulk-smash anyone or anything...I think it would be Verizon. They hold the honor. They also hold the honor of being the only customer service to have me cry on the phone out of frustration. A couple times. They're the worst. I know you think I'm being dramatic. But if Bruce Banner has to call Verizon in the next Avengers movie, you'll totally see what I'm talking about.