If You Give a Man a Wookiee7:45 AM
This one's a little weird, but I'm glad I at least gave it a shot! The cookie/wookiee rhyme was just crying out to me. I had to think of something. I spent days trying to come up with something other than "man" in the title, but I came up with nothing. (Give a scoundrel a wookiee? Give a Han a wookiee?...) So we're giving a man a wookiee and pretending that's a normal phrase. Just go with it. And if you're wondering, the round gray things are supposed to be Han's ship, the Millennium Falcon. Or maybe the top one is the Death Star...
I imagine the book would go something like this:
"If you give a man a wookiee, he's going to ask for a fast spaceship.
When you give him the spaceship, he'll probably ask you for an astromech droid to help with repairs.
Once you've reached light speed, he'll ask you for an Alderaan princess..."
You get the gist.