Mantlers

7:38 AM

If I had to grow any sort of extra limb, I would want a tail like a monkey. I might have covered this before. I’ve thought about it a lot. Or I could live with an extra hand. That could come in (forgive me) “handy” from time to time, but it would also mean that I have an extra arm, which I’m not really interested in. I could just settle for a few extra fingers to improve my typing and cat’s cradle skills. But I would not be excited if I grew antlers, not even a little bit. I’d bump into doorways and people would use me as a coat rack and other deers might hit on me and I just can’t see any good that would come out of it. Bummer for this guy, then…because he totally grew antlers. Suddenly a monkey's tail doesn't sound like such a bad idea. 

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