J is for Jackwagon7:31 AM
I hesitated posting this picture at the risk of anyone assuming I'm making fun of someone here...but I am not. Let me be clear. I have only good things to say about the jackwagon pictured. There's a Geico commerical where someone is called a "jackwagon" and my coworker Matt quickly inherited that nickname (possibly against his will.) It's not meant to be mean...Jackwagon is just a silly word, right? So Matt has sort of become the official jackwagon around these parts. And I say, if Matt is being called a jackwagon, then it simply must be a term of endearment, because Matt is pure wonderful.
Oh, and also - he makes finger-guns with his hands all the time and says "BOOM!" a lot. He's from Texas.