Tree Male

7:35 AM

This is going to be a random post, but here we go.
There's this tree outside my office...I stare at it all day.
It's right across the street from my office window.
I swear the tree is walking towards me (see illustration.)
The tree totally has legs (and maybe bell bottom pants) and, as odd as it is,
I find my eyes always go straight to the crotch,
and then I feel creepy for looking at the tree's crotch.
But it's a weird-looking tree, right? It's not normal.
Most trees don't even have crotches.

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