Vampire Weekend

4:31 PM

Don't get me wrong, I like to mock Twilight as much as the next person...
but I might be going to see Eclipse this weekend.
Okay, it's for sure.
It's pre-meditated and I have no excuse.
I saw the first one to see what all the hype was about and now I just have to see the rest of the know, I can't leave on a cliffhanger. Who will Bella end up with? Will Jacob ever put a shirt on? Will Edward Cullen ever stop brooding? These are important questions.

So even though I'm actually paying money to see this movie, I still like to poke fun at what I consider to be some of the silliest acting I've ever seen. I think I would actually like these movies if I found either Edward OR Jacob to be remotely likeable. But they're not. They're ridiculous! If Bella had any common sense, she would settle down with a nice guy like hypothetical Larry up there. He owns his own condo, has a good relationship with his mother, knows how to barbeque...Bella should try to stop dating people who eat other people. That's what I would tell her.

And if by chance you're reading this and you don't know who Bella and Jacob and Edward are...consider yourself lucky.

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  1. This is so funny! I'm with you. I only saw the first movie because I wanted to know what the big deal was. Now, I have to see the other movies, too. I love your idea of "Larry". Why does she have to choose between a vampire and a werewolf? Isn't dating hard enough as it is?


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